i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower
i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself
blogging in front of your parents
Lmao. That’s Not Tumblr. That’s MineCraft ahhaha Nooooob lmao
I got literally hundreds of hate messages for this comment
Lana Del Rey Once Upon A Dream
understand that sleeping beauty has always been my fave princess so this movie becoming a reality is like too much for me and this song is perf and i just wanna die k.